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Please note: our flagship product "Download Bitch" has been renamed "Download Wench". Thanks to our legal department for the heads-up!

WARNING: These pages contain mostly discarded ideas, lame humour that doesn't work and poor graphics attempts. View at your own risk.

Poetry corner:

Cher's ex-hubby and Yoko Ono
I'll make them rhyme with U2's Bono

Links of Ill Repute:

Feature Creature Movie 1: Domo-kun videos
Feature Creature Movie 2: Night of the Wumpus
Ask Uncle Wiggly - good advice
ProCoffee Network - Online coffee sales
Ministry of Secular Kittenism
Adventure -> Probe the Aliens
Melons - a family restaurant
Coming soon: Honkers - a family restaurant for duck lovers, of course

TV Listings We'd Like to See:

Deconstructing Toy Story Our panel discusses Sid, misunderstood creative genius
Dental Survivor Two teams on a desert island perform dental surgery until there's a winner
Dem Brady-Bunchen Ulf die flupperbauer mit dem krazy Brady-Bunchen! Mitternacht auf greonwald ulbrach zu Alice!
Buttloose (US, 2005, drama) - The Footloose gang reunites 50 years later. The evil Retirement Home director won't allow dancing, but they'll show him ! (Sponsored by Depends)
Arachidaphobia (US, 1989, horror) - The inhabitants of a small town go berserk when the manager of the local grocery store insists on pouring peanut sauce on everything
Jumpy the Rabbit - In this week's episode, Jumpy goes to the library
Run for the Cash - Recorded live from the Byward Market on Saturday morning
Towel Safety Don't forget to bring a towel!
Fisting the Dragon (Hong Kong, 1991, action) - Wang Ho goes on a strange adventure
The Adventures of Young Santa Claus
The Adventures of Young Bob Cratchit

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