I am Stephs car and right about now I be real tired from haulin his ass all the way down to the good ol' boys home land.
I like to spew anti freeze on the highway. Especially when there a lot of trucks around so he has to pull over 3 or 4 lanes to get to the shoulder. I spew a lot. Steph doesn't really mind cause then he gets to walk around for a bit while I cool off.
I like to drip oil too. I drip and then it goes all over the nice little boat he makes me pull. I like it when that happens because then everybody gets their hands gooey moving the little boat around. Steph adds oil to me every time we stop for gas.
Steph bypassed the Torque converter and put it on a switch by the drivers seat so that he could switch it off make me work harder on the hills, but when the wire started to smoke, he had to disconnect it.
The exhaust is something I didn't really need, so when the main manifold clamp blew off somewhere in Virgina, we had to stop so he could check it out. Boy the interstate coppers sure gave us some funny looks. Steph had to turn up the CB radio real loud just so he could hear it.
My starter motor didn't like all that heat blowing onto it so when Steph shut me off in upstate pennsilvania, to check the gas and add oil and water, it fell asleep and didn't wake up for a while until after it was cooled off.
And that's my trip.